Experdize Japanese Social Event - Applied

How to play: you are at a bar in Saigon with a drink in your hand and nobody you know. Somebody crosses the room to you, or you cross it to them, and the small talk begins — hello and how are you, what is your name, where are you from, what do you do, what do you do for fun, may I buy you a drink, calling the server over, and would you like to dance. Three things can be wanted of you. Sometimes you have to say what they said, in English, so the four options are English. Sometimes you have to answer them, so the four options are Japanese. And sometimes it is YOU who wants to ask something — the prompt is your own intent, in English — so the four options are Japanese questions and the near misses ask something else entirely. What the whole evening is really teaching is the thing you cannot avoid for one sentence in this language: what to call somebody you have never met, and how much of the sentence to leave out. Everybody is 〜さん and the name is the FAMILY name; the honorific お is aimed outward and never at yourself; and 「あなた」 is in every textbook and almost nobody says it to a face — you use their name, or nothing at all. Every line is spoken aloud, with the pronunciation guide and the English written underneath at the easier difficulties. A wrong pick shows what would have worked, teaches why, and the question comes round again later, so a night always ends well however it goes. Five nights make the game: saying hello, where you are from, what you do, what you do for fun, and the drinks and the toast. There is no losing and no time limit; the clock only remembers how long the night took, and the glasses at the top how many people you got on with first time. It is the fourteenth lesson of the Japanese course.